Sunday, March 20

My Shooter's Sandwich In Progress

Since I didn't have any butcher string, I used Ethernet cable. And what better big flat manly weight than a bucket of ceramic tile mastic!

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Wednesday, February 23

What the Hell is this thing? It looks like a piece of some Japanese robot and they're going to put it on my spine.

I thought the chiropractor was all about good tidings and eastern healing. Not robot bits that they strap you to and do all sorts of terrible things with!

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Monday, January 17

Moments in Passive Aggressive Whiny Cheapass Bullshit [Photo]

Posted to the fridge at my girlfriend's apartment. Why talk about your issues in person when you can pen them on the fridge like an underdeveloped monkey with self esteem issues?

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