Impostor

The dastardly Kubota. I'm highly suspicious.

It states, "Made in the USA" proudly on the side -- but when was the last time you met a Mr. Kubota and he was undoubtedly American? Never. You've always held out a tiny bit of suspicion that his forefathers likely played for the other side at Iwo Jima. Maybe even took that flag raising picture as a POW. I'm sure they made a local hold the camera for that little extra bit of victory zing.

Mr. Kubota, you are no Ford.