Friday, July 3

Man Factor Apex Achieved

We have in our possession one 2-liter bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce.
We also have in our possession 4 pounds of Oh Boy! Oberto's Premium beef jerky.

It took us exactly one week and two days to discover that the combination of these two delicious staples of man-diet creates a resultant product with a sum man factor far, far greater than just the two elements.

With these results in mind, it troubles me to think of all of the other transgressions against manliness we may be committing at this very moment. We will reevaluate our many daily processes and report back with any possible improvements in total man factor.

-Andy

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