Mother fucker extortionist fucking highway patrol rat bastard fucking cops. I was merging out of a rest area where I had 100 yards to get up to speed - and by keeping my eyes on the road to make sure I didn't hit anyone, I got up to allegedly 85mph, and slowed back down to about 75, 70 being the limit in the middle of no-fucking-wheresville Iowa. The bastard was waiting just at the end of the ramp, gunned me and is now writing a ticket.
I'm so god damn red mist angry that I want to burn every one of these accomplice ass cornfields down.
Addition: the cop just walked up to my car and explained all the different delightful ways I can pay this fucking ticket like he was selling me coffee beans. This isn't justice - its his fucking car payment.
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